The Game Has Evolved

Jake Kasdan

Dwayne Johnson
Kevin Hart
Jack Black
Karen Gillan
Bobby Cannavale
Nick Jonas

Set 22 years after the events in Jumanji (that’s right, it’s a direct sequel), we are introduced to four high school students: nerdy Spencer, football jock Fridge, brash brain Martha and it-girl Bethany. For different reasons they all find themselves in detention, forced to clean out a dank storeroom so it can be turned into a new computer room. Within the storeroom, they find a dated looking video game console and take a break to load it up. Having selected their respective characters they are sucked into the game itself. Within the game, Spencer is no longer a weedy nerd but buff, brave explorer Dr Bravestone [Johnson], Fridge is zoologist Mouse Finbar [Hart], Martha is femme fatale Ruby Roundhouse [Gillan] and Bethany has found herself in the body of portly cartographer Sheldon Oberon [Black]. They quickly learn that in order to escape the perils of the game they must complete certain objectives before they are caught by crazed rival explorer Van Pelt [Cannavale] and their lives run out.

As a starting point, the logic that the board game is a somewhat sentient malevolent entity that can alter itself to take on forms that reflect the times – i.e. video games – is rather brilliant. There’s also room for it to be doubly amusing as electronic games date so quickly and board games have had a massive resurgence but that unsurprisingly wasn’t addressed. But I maintain the initial premise is a very logical reworking. The key difference, however, is not that the game is now digital but the complete shift in tone. One of the reasons I enjoyed the original Jumanji was its darkness, that it was a gruelling experience which threw a lot of heavy responsibility at children. In a way, it felt like a parallel to teenagers signing up to serve in World War I thinking it would be both an adventure and great fun, only discover it was a living nightmare. Much like Alien and Aliens, this sequel is given an immense genre shift from mild fantasy horror to light action comedy. For some, this will be a welcome change and the jovial nature will feel fresh and entertaining, for others it will feel like a sterilised pandering affair that robs the feature of any potential for genuine threat. With this genre shift there has naturally also been an alteration in aesthetic. While we never saw the setting of the world of Jumanji in the original, the Victorian, colonial, Heart Of Darkness feel has been traded in for a Far Cry ambience – which, I will acknowledge, feels completely in line with the video game mindset but loses a bit of the charm along the way… and some of the animals apparently. Seriously, there is a distinct lack of animal attacks in a game that’s set in a jungle where everything it trying to kill you. Half way through the film it occurred to me that we had only seen two hippos and one snake; the main threat was Van Pelt’s gang of Mad Max-looking goons. But considering how ropey the CGI looked, it’s both a pro and a con. With the new main villains, lighter tone and bright, bubbly performances, Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle is akin to the Ghostbusters remake. While it’s not a bad release it doesn’t hold enough weight to feel necessary because it completely alters the mood, heavily leaning toward the comedic. And that’s not to say that the film as a concept couldn’t work, I just think getting a comedy heavy director whose best release is Walk Hard might have been a mistake.

Aside from the mediocre predicaments and uninspired use of wildlife, the majority of this movie rides on the central performances. We have both the real life characters, who are essentially archetype bookends that far from define the characters themselves, and the in-game avatars, the recognisable actors we arguably came to see. I’m extremely torn with each and every one of them. I can admit that there are moments of extremely funny dynamism and genuinely likeable engaging acting but there is also wall-to-wall laziness perpetrated by each character. At the forefront we have the tried and tested double-act of Johnson and Hart. There’s absolutely nothing new here, all the jokes are the default ones that come with pairing these two but I’ve gotta confess, it works. It’s still adequate and they are still adequately playing these parts. Next we have Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse. This is a bit of a tricky one. We’ve got an opinionated intellectual in the body of your standard video game woman: “Why am I wearing this outfit in a jungle? Tiny little shorts and a leather halter top? What is this!?”. This is often the cause for a lot of self-aware commentary that calls out video game character design, objectification and female empowerment. It doesn’t exactly always hit the mark but the message is a reasonable one (if a little generic) – you had the power to be a badass all along, inner beauty and strength are as powerful as outward beauty, etc. The only problem is that a lot of contemporary mainstream releases feel they have permission to proceed in a stereotypical manner as long as they say “it’s ok, we know this is inappropriate.” Then we have Jack Black. It’s not that Jack Black does a bad job, it’s that his character is flatly drawn and the vapid delivery feels genuinely fake coming from him. From the very get go, Black whining about his/her phone being missing is painful but as the film progresses, it becomes less painful. Not good, just less painful. And as I’m typing this I’ve just remembered there’s a whole pissing scene where Bethany, in the body of a man, has to deal with urinating via a penis. It’s a weird scene but in a body-swap feature that’s to be sort of expected. Littering your feature with frequent cock-callbacks, on the other hand, is pretty ridiculous.

**Plot point spoilers within**
One of the more pleasing aspects of this film is that they managed to hide a main character from the trailers. The film opens with a teenager discovering the original board game on a beach before it shifts into a game cartridge. This is actually a potential plothole as the kid seemed to playing on a PlayStation and a cartridge wouldn’t work on that and even if he had something that it would work on, when the kids discover it at school, the console is some unknown custom thing so the cartridge must have shifted again? Regardless of that, we eventually learn that the kid who played that game, Alex played surprisingly well by Nick Jonas has been trapped in Jumanji much like Alan Parrish was in the first film. As great as this plot point is, it creates so many problems. Other than the cartridge nonsense I’ve already mentioned, there’s a bit of a time issue here. When the group first meet up with Alex he explains he’s been stuck in the game for months but they explain he’s been missing for 20 years. That’s fine but it pisses on its own rules twice over when the kids get out of Jumanji. First up, the main group wind up back in the new computer room in their high school with seemingly no time having passed but by the film’s established logic it should be 121 days later. Then you have Alex, who returns to his own time period and the events of the film carry on. Which is a paradox. At least the original had the courtesy to wipe history to the point where the game began because the consequences and continuity fallout would have been huge. But obviously the film wanted to go for an upbeat “these kids have learned something” close and you can’t have that if all memory of said lessons are erased upon their return.

As stated, one of the reasons I loved the original was that it was dark and didn’t talk down to kids, playing on the fact that adults don’t believe or listen to children and introduced children to the concept of PTSD while simultaneously entertaining them with a silly dangerous adventure with cutting edge visual effects (of the time, they look awful now). What a lot of people forget is, this isn’t the first remake/sequel, in the late 90s a fairly decent animated series was produced which was also pretty impressive. This feature certainly has its own merits and in no way fails to entertain its target demographic but with its modernisation, it has lost a lot of what made the original interesting and that’s a shame.

Release Date:
22nd December 2017

The Scene To Look Out For:
Of all the things to highlight, this may feel a bizarre one but … Jumanji is a Christmas movie. It’s very odd, downplayed and you only notice when you see how the school office and a few houses are decorated but this film takes place at Christmas and that is such a weird move. I have absolutely no idea why, other than the fact it will have been first released around Christmas? It was genuinely confusing and distracting for me.

Notable Characters:
Casting Bobby Cannavale was a decent call but the idea of what his character is felt a touch unusual. Taking a bit of a Tomb Raider inspiration, the character is no longer just a crazed hunter (and clever, if obvious, extension of blatant father issues) but a driven foil with supernatural enhancement. Again, I understand the reasoning for this shift but the execution is a weird one and much like Jack Black’s performance, Cannavale does a reasonable job, it’s just very blandly written.

Highlighted Quote:
“Cake makes me explode”

In A Few Words:
“A fairly rational/mundane addition to the Jumanji lore that leans heavily on comedic elements which acts as both help and hindrance”

Total Score:


Cinema City Film Quiz #204

[17 December 2017]

Winning Team:
Charlie’s Christmas Angels
Genre – Lucy Liu and Bill Murray reconcile with the help of McG

Runners Up:
Kramer Vs Mecha-Godzilla Vs Superman Vs Scott Pilgrim Vs Shark
Genre – Still better than Justice League
Santa Claus Vs The Martian
Genre – Father Christmas declares war on a Mars-stranded Matt Damon after he fails to leave out a glass of sherry
That ‘Gong’ Sound From Inception
Genre – Historical war drama but the generals are cats
The Salvation Army
Genre – Terminator vs the lighting gun

ROUND I: Pre-Production
1. In 12 Monkeys, the group supposedly responsible for releasing a deadly virus are called The Army Of The what?
2. Who plays the title role in Elf?
3. How many Walden Media Narnia films were produced between 2005 and 2010?
4. Which Gremlins film (Gremlins or its sequel) takes place at Christmas?
5. What is the name of the lead character in the Die Hard franchise?
6. Richard Attenborough and Edmund Gwenn play the same role in which 1947 Christmas film and it’s1994 remake?
7. Who directed Edward Scissorhands?
8. What is the title of the Christmas Carol adaptation starring Bill Murray?
9. Love Actually was released in which year?
10. Who played the role of Ebenezer Scrooge and the three ghosts of Christmas in Robert Zemeckis’ motion captured A Christmas Carol?

ROUND II: Filming [Acting Feuds Special]
1. [Jim Carrey/Tommy Lee Jones] Who played Batman in Batman Forever? Michael Keaton? George Clooney? Val Kilmer?
2. [Tyrese/James Franco] Annapolis is set at a training academy for which military body? Army? Navy? Airforce?
3. [Sean Young/Charlie Sheen] Wall Street was released in which year? 1983? 1985? 1987?
4. [LL Cool J/Jamie Foxx] Any Given Sunday is about which sport? American Football? Baseball? Boxing?
5. [Tom Sizemore/Val Kilmer] Who played the lead female role in Red Planet? Carrie-Anne Moss? Ashley Judd? Charlize Theron?
6. [Faye Dunaway/Roman Polanski] What was the title of the 1990 sequel to Chinatown? The Two Jakes? Forget It Jake? Chinatown 2?
7. [Dustin Hoffman/Meryl Streep] Kramer Vs Kramer was nominated for nine Oscars and went on to win five. Which of the following categories did it not win? Best Picture? Best Director? Best Actress?
BEST ACTRESS (though it did win best supporting actress)
8. [Debra Winger/Shirley MacLaine] Which of the following is the poster tagline for Terms Of Endearment? Life, on her terms? Some things are worth fixing? Come to laugh, come to cry, come to care, come to terms?
9. [Nick Nolte/Julia Roberts] 1994’s I Love Trouble opens with what event? A train crash? A Christmas party? The Presidential election?
10. [Bette Davis/Joan Crawford] When Whatever Happened To Baby Jane was first released in the UK, it’s shocking content had never been seen before and censors did not know how to classify it, so gave it an X rating. True or False?
TRUE (it’s currently rated 12)

ROUND III: Post-Production
1. In Home Alone 1 and 2 what is Kevin’s surname?
2. Which two colours make up TurboMan’s outfit in Jingle All The Way? (one point per correct answer)
3. What does Ralphie want for Christmas in A Christmas Story?
4. What is the name of George Bailey’s younger brother in It’s A Wonderful Life?
5. Who provides the narration in The Grinch?
6. How many years passed between the release of Bad Santa and Band Santa 2?
THIRTEEN (2003 – 2016)
7. What is the name of Jack’s dog in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
8. What is the alias of the villain in Iron Man 3?
9. In The Holiday, which two actresses switch homes for Christmas? (one point per correct answer)
10. In Arthur Christmas, Arthur’s older brother takes over from his father, running the family business. What is his name? [bonus point for naming the actor who voiced the character]
STEVE [Hugh Laurie]

ROUND IV: Promotion & Release
1. Who played the lead role in black comedy, Krampus? Adam Scott? Ed Helms? Jason Sudeikis?
2. What is the subtitle of the third The Santa Clause film? The Escape Clause? The Mrs Clause? The Sub Clause?
3. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation was released in which year? 1985? 1989? 1992?
4. In, The Night Before, why do Isaac and Chris spend every Christmas with Ethan? Ethan’s parents died at Christmas? Ethan pays them to be his family? Ethan is their drug dealer?
5. 1974’s Black Christmas is often cited as the first of which genre? Black Comedy? Christmas Film? Slasher?
6. What is the title of the Steve Martin film which is an adaptation of the French play Le Pere Noel Est Une Ordure? Crazy Christmas? Gingerbread Man? Mixed Nuts?
7. Which of the following is not set at Christmas? Jurassic Park III? Jaws 4? Prometheus?
8. In 2013’s All Is Bright, ex-con Paul Giamatti and his friend Paul Rudd reluctantly take on a job selling what? Christmas Trees? Turkeys? Gold-plated Santa statues?
9. James Gandolfini and Ben Affleck appeared in which Christmas film? Christmas With The Kranks? Surviving Christmas? Four Christmases?
10. Each Lethal Weapon film opens with Jingle Bell Rock over the Warner Bros logo. True or False?
FALSE (just the first film)

Screenshots: Jerry Maguire / Cold Mountain / Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason / Monsters Vs Aliens
Poster: Dazed And Confused
Actor: Renee Zellweger


A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far Far Away

Rian Johnson

Daisy Ridley
Adam Driver
Mark Hamill
John Boyega
Kelly Marie Tran
Oscar Isaac
Carrie Fisher
Laura Dern

Set almost straight after the events in The Force Awakens, the story is immediately split into three segments. The first story is Rey [Ridley] seeking tutelage from Jedi Master Luke Skywalker [Hamill]. Living in self-imposed exile Luke is reluctant to train Rey after what he believes is his failure: training Kylo Ren [Driver]. Meanwhile the rebel forces are trying to evacuate their base when the First Order fleet arrives and attempts to wipe the resistance out once and for all. General Leia [Fisher] and her forces perform a desperate attack headed by ace pilot Poe Dameron [Isaac]. Finally getting away, our heroes learn that the First Order have a method of tracking a ship in hyperspace, meaning there is nowhere to hide and fuel is running out. Waking from his coma, Finn’s [Boyega] only priority is finding Rey so tries to separate himself from the battle. Caught in the act by low-ranking maintenance personality Rose [Tran], a plan is devised to break aboard the enemy ship and disable the tracker but in order to do this, they will need a master codebreaker. Subsequently, Rose and Finn sneak away from the battle and seek help to turn the tide of the battle.

First, a disclaimer. While it is more than possible to write a spoiler free review, to get to the crux of why this film is both brilliant and godawful, we need to discuss everything at great length. Subsequently, this review will both defend The Last Jedi and talk down those who think it’s the second coming. If you’re desperate for a spoiler free summation, carefully skip ahead to the final short paragraph.

From the very get go The Last Jedi maintains the Force Awakens’ original trilogy parallels; being one of the biggest complaints (that it was a literal re-run of the original Star Wars) I’m genuinely surprised by this. We open on a Rebel/Resistance evacuation from an alien world while Imperial/First Order forces arrive and decimate a sizeable chunk of the fleet before being pursued. Admittedly, there are a few obvious differences, such as the comedy-heavy leanings and the planet isn’t new therefore doesn’t need establishing but the bulk of the premise remains and expands to encompass the entire film. To anyone wanting to challenge this, I’d say that despite what people may or may not remember, The Empire Strikes Back isn’t fun, it’s a long, hard watch with an ongoing chase and a spiritual training montage; in many ways – structurally, specifically – this is pretty much the same yet I feel fans will not be able to immediately draw that comparison for one reason and one reason only: nostalgia.

The key thing to take away from this release is highlighting the differences between the directors helming each instalment. On several occasions, JJ Abrams has discussed the concept of the mystery box, the idea that if you place something in a film and withhold information about it from the audience, it piques their interest, tantalises them, drives them insane. For The Force Awakens, this was evident by the amount of questions that were raised, the new characters, the enigmas and clues. Fan speculation runs amok and deep discussions as to identities, origins and destinies are brought up. The unfortunate nature of the mystery box is that the potential outweighs the delivery and no reveal will be a) impossible to decipher or b) satisfying to all. So with all these setups and threads, Johnson was given the task of providing enough of a satisfying conclusion to sate audiences. Interestingly, Johnson is a very different type of director and does what I believe to be the right thing and not only refuses to answer the questions but outright rejects the nature of the question. As such, a simple question like “Who are Rey’s parents?” is replaced with a “What does it matter” self-analysis. This kind of overt referencing is very strongly present in Johnson’s previous features. In Brick he sets a typical film noir in a high school and has the characters openly call out the traits of noir without actually acknowledging that noir is a thing that exists. The Brothers Bloom turns all the standard tropes of heist dramas and con features on their head, while Looper distorts all the rules of what we think of as time travel narratives. In other words, giving a man like Rian Johnson a giant space opera, you’re going to get less focus on the spectacle of spaceships and laser sword fights and more a dissection of the nature of space operas and the reality of living in a universe that has been at war for generations with little end in sight, while a space religion exists that is both revered and mystical yet, curiously, kinda useless. On top of that, Johnson’s focus steps away from what fans may visually expect of a Star Wars sequel (not dissimilar to the tonal shift of The Empire Strikes Back), still delivering eye-watering scale but loading it with subtle nuance, betraying his independent roots. In a way, this is no different to George Lucas homaging both serials like Flash Gordon and aping Akira Kurosawa’s characters and editorial style. Case in point, the introduction to the casino feels like a beautiful send up of the bar shot in Wings. For those unfamiliar, Wings was the first film to win the Best Picture Oscar and contains a revolutionary shot which pushes through a busy bar, setting up little mini-vignettes before finishing on our lead character. Similarly, we get a feel for the casino as the camera pushes through, introducing us to all manner of aliens and the games they are betting on, before finally arriving on a close-up of Finn soaking in this luxurious strange world. In truth, it’s also a recreation of the cantina scene from Star Wars and, to my mind, works better than Abram’s effort with Maz’s bar in The Force Awakens. More than that, the main threat of the plotline is effectively a slow chase through space. While most fans feel that Star Wars should resemble a World War II aerial dogfight, I’ve always favoured Star Trek’s naval approach and The Last Jedi finally adopts this with a film that could quite easily be adapted as a story of a seventeenth century privateer/pirate ship evading the British navy. The diversions, firing over the bow, using the environment and lesser ships as distractions because our wily heroes know more about the territory than the arrogant belligerent force – it’s like Hornblower in space. But, once again, that’s not how fans think of Star Wars.

Which brings us to the statement that saves this film; for all its flaws and failings, I believe this particular statement elevates and almost compensates for any faults. In an era of safe franchise films this feature is bold. Not every idea comes to fruition and its reach exceeds its grasp but at least it’s trying something new. Subsequently, the complaints that The Force Awakens was derivative and predictable are countered by this film’s impossibly unforeseeable, almost quixotically whimsical, narrative. True, many of Abrams’ setups have been written out leaving certain characters feeling moot and hollow but what we are left with feels fresh. To say this is the middle of a trilogy feels almost like a disservice. If anything, it feels more like the start of a trilogy, a new beginning with brave new prospects and an unknowable future, wiping the validity and arguing points of those aforementioned conversations and forums, leaving The Force Awakens as more of a bridge than a launch-pad. I mentioned that this film will suffer because of how it utilises nostalgia (notably nostalgia for things that aren’t Star Wars) but I genuinely believe this is a good thing. While The Force Awakens served to remind audiences that a Star Wars could be great cinema, The Last Jedi leaves you with questions, confusion and hope for the future. More accurately, it leaves you adrift, feeling that the universe you thought you knew inside out has changed. For many change will scare them and they will pine for features like Rogue One and for those people there will no doubt be plenty of anthology stories retreading the same ground over-and-over. But like a child leaving their parent’s home for the first time, that difference, that change is both exciting and terrifying. Last year I commented that Rogue One went one step too far in terms of homage and while it was heralded by many at the time as a warm experience, with others proclaiming it their favourite, it is easily the most flawed of the new wave releases because of its lack of vision and standalone unique originality. In truth, both Rogue One and The Force Awakens gave fans the familiarity they wanted whereas The Last Jedi gives them the unorthodox subversion and future direction they and the series need to survive – and for that, many will reject it. But the truth of whether this experiment works or not will only be revealed in Episode IX.

Stepping away from themes and undercurrents for a second, let’s talk characters. Porgs are amazing. A construct of unabashed marketing and manipulation that holds its hands aloft and decries blame. Scary movies manipulate you into being scared, comedies manipulate you to laugh, Porgs manipulate you to go “Aww.” And they’re fucking great. Now that’s out of the way, on to the cast. Again, subverting the expected, the central trinity here is Rey, Kylo and Luke, all of whom seem dead-set on taking everything that came before and abandoning or dismantling it – to the degree that Kylo even says, “Let the past die.” But I’ll save my comments on Rey and Kylo for later, suffice it to say they are very divisive characters that fans will either love or loathe. But let’s talk about Luke Skywalker for a minute, the man who was the subject of much discussion in The Force Awakens, only to appear for a handful of mystifying seconds. This release spends a great deal of time replicating Empire’s Dagobah setting with Luke living the simple life of a hermit, much like Obi Wan and Yoda.. but with more alien milking. But once the training finally begins, Skywalker becomes a fascinating character, transitioning from impetuous child to wizened sceptical old man. His disenfranchisement with the idea of the Jedi is wonderful; a sobering look at the peoples he trained to emulate whose legacy he planned on furthering and in some way, a fair and damning look at the absurdity of the canon and most specifically the mythology of the prequels. Calling them out for the Jedi order’s bloated uselessness at the height of their power, allowing a Jedi master to train his father, the man who would become the face of the most ruthless tyrannical ruling of their galaxy, is an exceptionally bold move because if there’s any unspoken rule in each previous Star Wars instalment, it’s that the lore is sacrosanct. Having that logically challenged is absolutely what’s needed. The story then takes that to the next level with the presence of Yoda reminding us that for all Luke’s confidence and supposed wisdom, he’s still the same foolish child. As I said earlier, Johnson likes defying expectation while simultaneously outright telling audiences what to expect. In an interview before the film came out, the mystery of who the eponymous last Jedi could be was unceremoniously dismissed with a simple “it’s Luke.” Equally, in the narrative, Luke himself challenges Rey’s (and the audience’s/fan’s) presumptions stating that this won’t go the way she thinks and does she expect the great Luke Skywalker to simply “show up with his laser sword and take down the whole First Order” and the answer is obviously yes, that’s exactly what people want – but then the film both does and doesn’t deliver just that which is frankly masterful. I’ll expand on that more at the end of my review. Dealing with the last of the old-guard trinity, we need to talk about Leia. While it’s quite evident that this new trilogy was supposed to have each instalment focus on Han, then Luke, then Leia, this has been quite clearly scuppered by the untimely death of Carrie Fisher and the decision to (potentially) not include her in Episode IX. Having said that, there are a handful of elements that set up the transition of her departure and after all the criticisms Fisher received in her last appearance, I would say this performance is a distinct improvement. Things like the subtle reactions to the cost of victory over the dreadnaught and her brazen attitude toward those who follow her is very pleasing. I.. er.. still don’t think I liked her CGI space-wizard flyby but the less said about that the better.

Moving on to the next generation of characters, I love the fact that the fleet is comprised of a generous portion of women and minorities. This representation is something that has been missing from contemporary cinema in general and dates older releases with every passing feature. At the head of that fleet is ace pilot Poe Dameron and The Last Jedi wastes no time reminding us exactly how and why Poe is the best pilot in the galaxy. But bringing the character forward, Poe’s rash and impulsive actions, while securing temporary victory over a single battle, do not show the wisdom and big-picture-thinking that a general would need to display. As the film progresses, Poe continues his flyboy attitude but through sacrifice and a touch of humility, he heads closer to being more than just a cocky glory-hunting hero, with Leia going so far as to say “Why are you looking at me? Follow him.” Having said that, I would say that may be a little undeserved. As great as Poe is, the introduction of Resistance Vice Admiral Holdo [Dern] is great, she has little time or tolerance for some jumped-up little pilot who feels his skills merit him having a seat at the table for every strategic conversation. Regrettably, while creating this strong leader and, let’s be honest, a wonderful Leia successor, they remove her in a sacrificial act. One I’ll come back to later. The other main plot thread, aside from the chase and the Jedi revelations is the one that will possibly receive the most flak for being largely filler. Finn awakes from his coma and continues his roguish, charming exploits, growing more honourable as we go. Along for the ride this time is impressionable engineer, Rose, who is still grieving the sister she lost in the film’s opening battle. While these two and their mission initially feels like a bit of an unnecessary diversion to spice up the visuals, add some variety and just give a prominent character something to do, it serves to raise some genuinely interesting talking points about war, duty and loyalty. From the outset we are shown that Rose’s sister is a hero, without her, Poe’s plan would have been for nought and the dreadnaught will still be active. By the end of the film, that heroic gesture is turned on its head; while Rose’s sister’s sacrifice still secured a powerful blow against the First Order, Rose’s actions feel discordant, erratic and ultimately unhelpful. She doesn’t secure the codebreaker, her actions lead to the fleet’s plan being exposed and she stops Finn from performing an action which would take out the First Order’s main gun. So why does she work? Why do I like her? To put it simply, because she’s right. Rose nearly kills herself stopping Finn and it seems reckless and stupid until she explains why: that in order to win this war, it has to be saving the people you love, otherwise what’s the point? Furthermore, the final shots of the film with that beautifully subtle force-nod shows a child inspired to look up from his downtrodden setting thanks to his brief encounter with the woman who showed him the universe can be a better place. If that isn’t the most mature and aware Star Wars character (and not in that “I can see you future” bullshit way), I don’t know who is.

But for all my defence of this feature and heralding as this deep and profound feature, it has moments of remarkable stupidity. Snoke finally looks pretty good but holy crap he’s a wasted character, same with Phasma. I get the logic of dismissing all these setups but without any form of closure, we are just left with a conveyor belt of disposable faces who failed on the promise of satisfying intrigue and reveal. But to be fair, did we really need more to cover? Cramming so much into this film leaves, among other things, crazy pacing issues. While the editing, score work and directing should be praised for making this mammoth undertaking palatable, it’s frankly too much Star Wars and it is both overwhelming and stifling. This lack of methodical allowance for processing also means that things like trying to blur the lines of good and evil with mention of devil’s advocate weapons dealers is lost when the film speeds toward its conclusion with the standard good/evil split; albeit by another name according to Kylo Ren. Speaking of good and bad, I was filled with such confusion when Holdo sacrifices herself by jumping to light-speed through the pursuing First Order fleet. On the one hand, that shot and the sound design of its impact may possibly be the most beautiful shot of any Star Wars film. Having said that, for all its breath-taking spectacle, it raises a lot of questions, specifically, knowing going to hyperspace could have saved everyone weakens Holdo’s sacrifice because surely she could have done it sooner – or are we to believe this is the first instance of this happening? Who knows? It’s not addressed. Then there’s the bloody force ghosts and their force powers. I hate the force ghosts. HATE THEM! From a practical filmmaking level, an actor being an unaging spectre causing no end of difficulty and the fact that entities exist that can offer indispensable omnipotent advice from the other side yet do next to nothing is absolutely infuriating. So obviously Yoda turning up saying prophetic brilliance like “The greatest teacher failure is” will delight fans but pisses me off no end; no matter how poignant his words are. Finally, one of the biggest negatives of all these Disney Star Wars films is they don’t appear to say or do much, they build on what has come before but don’t stand above them which means they will always have a shadow cast over them.

As stated at the very start of this review, I will happily defend this film for the forward-looking, bold filmmaking that it is but I can’t escape the fact that it stumbles occasionally, although never to the extent of the prequels. But I would maintain all this is a positive because the conversation it generates is more interesting. Suddenly the playing field is even and the coming films are truly unknown. Of course, this puts a lot of pressure on what’s to come to meet these newly established possibilities but for the time being, I would posit this is a good film – if only for the very fact that a good film should challenge you and create within you a sense of marvel, a sense of questioning ones’ own existence, a sense of familiarity and a sense of ..conflict.

Release Date:
15th December 2017

The Scene To Look Out For:
The return of Luke Skywalker was more than worth the wait. Mark Hamill returns to the franchise grown as an actor, offering a range in his performance as yet unseen in the character. Nowhere is that more present than his final showdown. Admittedly, I muttered an observation to my wife which ruined the reveal but it’s still a really nice development. As described earlier in the film, “the great Luke Skywalker” miraculously appears at the rebel’s worst hour and impossibly stands down an entire army. Later it is revealed that this is merely an astral projection, a distraction allowing the rebels to escape. But the clues are beautiful, to the degree that you would wonder how you never saw them beforehand, from his younger appearance, surviving the First Order’s barrage, possessing the lightsaber which we saw explode not a few scenes before and finally the footprints in the salt desert. Great filmmaking and a truly great send off.. were it not for those fucking force ghosts!!

Notable Characters:
Kylo and Rey are fantastic characters, deep and complex, new and exciting, yet somehow archetypal in their execution. Many fans will hate them for multiple reasons – most of which boil down to “they’re not what I already know” – but seeing them executing the decisions they make, debating the choices before them and suffering the consequences of their actions is fantastic. They are very much the same split soul, trying to find their place in the universe while being pulled back and forth by individuals pushing their own agendas. The linked conversations, being manipulated by their masters, coming together to fight against those who would choose to control them, only to fall apart again at the last minute. The potential is agonising and the pay-off can only end in heartbreak.

Highlighted Quote:
“I wish I could put my fist through this whole lousy beautiful town”

In A Few Words:
“Arguably one of the most divisive Star Wars features which will pit fans against critics, purists against progressives and what is against what could be”

Total Score:



Some People Just Can’t Read The Signs

Martin McDonagh

Frances McDormand
Sam Rockwell
Woody Harrelson
Caleb Landry Jones

In the small town of Ebbing, Missouri, Mildred Hayes [McDormand] has suffered the loss of her young daughter who was raped, murdered and burnt. Months have passed with no luck from the local law enforcement, so she decides to take matters into her own hands and pays to have posters erected on three neglected billboards on a largely unused road. The posters are very simplistic in their message and call out the Chief of Police Bill Willoughby [Harrelson] for his lack of progress. This stubborn refusal to let the matter go and continually shame the police department continues and escalates while the town is swayed back and forth between with whom to side.

As a huge fan of McDonagh’s work (both brothers for that matter) I was bitterly disappointed by Martin McDonagh’s previous release, Seven Psychopaths. It was far from poorly crafted, it merely suffered from a chaotic, meandering plot and lack of clear vision; like the jumbled drunken nightmares of a pensive writer. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri not only rectifies that, it improves on the extremely enjoyable theatrical-feeling In Bruges and is quite easily Martin McDonagh’s most narratively focused cinematic work. It wastes no time getting the story going and characters established then unfolds and escalates magnificently while maintaining its gripping pacing. In truth, the whole thing is very reminiscent of a very sweary Coen brothers feature. A fact enhanced by the mournful score that hangs tensely, reminding me of Carter Burwell’s work. Only for me to discover, as the credits rolled, that it was Burwell who scored the film.

Staying with the Coen comparison for a second, a key element to this film’s success is an incredibly strong script being brought to life by absolutely spectacular central performances. Since the mid-90s it’s been apparent that Frances McDormand is an exceptional talent, able to switch between comedic and dramatic tones with grace and ease, without betraying the character. Her role as Mildred Hayes is a great example of this, vengeful, driven, committed, uncompromising and resolute but also completely fragile and tender at times. What’s more, she’s not a caricature; she is more complex than a ranting unstoppable monster. This is best reflected by the fact that her fiery rage is halted in its tracks when she confronts people at their weakest. From her ex-husband, to the rash Dixon, to the Chief and his wife – when she realises that someone is hurting to the degree that it doesn’t bring her closer to identifying her daughter’s killer, compassion kicks in and she deals with the individual at hand humanely. It’s this relatability that reminds us that this woman is in immense pain and trying to resolve the problem, which is why the film’s closing line of dialogue is absolutely perfect – but obviously I can’t discuss that at length yet.

In addition to McDormand’s powerful lead performance, the supporting cast are wonderful. The film clearly addresses a lot of contemporary social concerns from lack of faith in policing, the generational evolution of the Southern States, the way investigations are treated when they are in the public eye, public opinion/bias fuelled by the media and victim blaming. But it’s much more complex than a town of simple backward individuals against a saintly figure, Mildred is flawed but the townsfolk are equally multiform in their capacity for good and bad. The focus of Mildred’s fury is the Chief of police, Bill Willoughby and initially he comes off as a well-meaning family man but Mildred makes valid points that more could be done if the proper motivation as applied. Willoughby complicates matters for the audience as he is dealing with his own plights, so we shift the villainous role to the impetuous Officer Jason Dixon who is rude, lazy, violent and racist. But as the film progresses, we start to understand why Dixon is the way he is and he then becomes a sympathetic character. This rolling search for a true villain is very much the embodiment of Mildred’s quest. We, the audience, are rooting for Mildred so are desperately seeking an opposing antagonistic force but as we learn that the characters presented are merely average people, we lash out to the next obvious target. Finally this absence hits its peak when we realise that we too are looking for closure, that we want Mildred or the police or someone to find the man responsible for all this grief, pain and madness and to bring him to justice – arguably by any means – but this may be an absolute impossibility. And the key take away from this whole observation is that without a clear villain the absurdity of revenge is revealed, that no present action can change the past but for more on that thread, see my highlighted scene below.

**this paragraph is one big spoiler from start to finish**
Earlier I mentioned the ability for Mildred to ease off when people are at their weakest and that the characters introduced are more layered than simply good and bad. This rotational alignment is summed up rather neatly by a visiting priest who says “The town were behind you when Angela died, they’re not behind you on this.” It’s also very interestingly addressed with the man Dixon fingers for Angela’s murder. For those who have seen the film, Dixon is fired from his job by his new commanding officer and suffers humiliation and defeat as well as physical harm. He regains the audience’s respect by overhearing an individual in a bar boasting about committing a crime that matches the details of Angela’s death. In his own way, he gets into a fight and collects a DNA sample from the individual to be cross-referenced against the DNA found on Angela’s corpse. From a point of narrative closure, we feel like justice is ready to be delivered and the story can be neatly wrapped up. Especially as the man responsible also intimidated Mildred earlier in the film. Yet, with complete frankness, the new Chief explains that the man has a perfect alibi. The characters reject it, the audience reject it and we’re back to square one. What initially feels convenient but necessary to serve a redemptive arc is suddenly taken from us but sets up the absolute perfect crushing finale. Dixon relays to Mildred that the man he found wasn’t responsible but he’s responsible for something and they can both take out their frustrations on him, safe in the knowledge that “he had it coming.” Thus they pack up their car and head to his home address. Before the film closes, both characters express that they aren’t sure about killing the man but they’ll make their mind up on the way. This is the most fitting ending one could expect. Any climactic showdown would bring us no satisfaction and serve only to drag the story to a middling conclusion. The added complication of the fact this man is in the army adds another layer of possible complication; maybe he’s guilty, maybe he isn’t, maybe he’s just boasting, maybe he acts out as PTSD from military service. We can’t know for certain therefore the characters can’t know for certain. As a moral conundrum it’s wonderful and in typical McDonagh fashion the story doesn’t end, we just collectively stop paying attention.

The thing that pleases me the most about these releases are the strong morally complex characters, absence of simple conclusions and hilarious predicaments with an incredibly moving undertone. And with every passing feature McDonagh gets better and better, from the direction, the writing, editing and even down to the people he chooses to work with again and again. As such, I eagerly look forward to his next release, as should we all.

Release Date:
12th January 2018

The Scene To Look Out For:
I mentioned the absurdity of revenge and how little it resolves, the turning point for Mildred, when she starts to get an inkling that there’s a possibility that all of this is in vain, is in the form of a flashback. Her son, furious with her, reveals that he wasn’t aware of the full details of his sister’s death, that he couldn’t bring himself to read the police report but Mildred’s posters lay it out in a twenty foot font. Mildred then sits in her late daughter’s room and we see a very amusing and honest family scene where mother and daughter fight over a simple triviality like borrowing a car. This leads to a tense exchange resulting in Angela screaming, “I will walk and you know what, I hope I get raped on the way home!” to which Mildred furiously barks back, “I hope you get raped too!” We then cut to the cold empty room and the excruciating regret that hangs over the audience could not be any more real or palpable.

Notable Characters:
Just for his arc alone, I love Sam Rockwell’s character. It takes an actor of extreme ability to drive you to hate someone, then elevate that to slight sympathy before eventually arriving at genuine support.

Highlighted Quote:
“If you get rid of all the cops with vaguely racist leanings you’ll have.. three cops left. Who’ll hate all the fags. So what are you gonna do?”

In A Few Words:
“Another masterful release from McDonagh rife with his trademark wit, humour and emotional poignance”

Total Score:



The Madness Behind The Making Of The Room

James Franco

Dave Franco
James Franco

Greg Sestero [D Franco] is a late teens actor living in San Francisco desperate to get into the world of film, theatre and/or television but is so timid that he simply cannot perform to an acceptable level. While at an acting class he encounters an extremely confident, subtly enigmatic individual whose unorthodox methods and performances inspire the young actor. Approaching the man, he befriends the bizarre, heavily accented Tommy Wiseau [J Franco] but learns so very little about him. A strange friendship forms and Tommy suggests they go to LA to make it big in Hollywood. Greg dismisses this as fantasy but Tommy reveals that he has an apartment in Los Angeles and thus they both travel across the State to make their fame and fortune. After a series of dead-ends, Greg gives Tommy the idea to make and fund their own film. As production begins, Greg discovers that Tommy isn’t the auteur he once believed and the fact he knows so little about his supposed friend drives a significant wedge between them and their fledgling feature film.

Full disclosure, I resent The Room for existing. Furthermore, I resent its success in spite of its ineptitude and that enjoyment is primarily drawn from its shambolic and rambling execution. I will openly admit, that’s a very bitter and selfish response but as a creative I despise that there are so many neglected releases on various levels and this does not deserve the wealth of money, time and fan devotion that it has spawned over the years. Were I to review The Room, I would say it is functional in spite of itself but barely so with plot threads that go nowhere, painful performances and a baffling method of execution in terms of how it was shot. Of course, there are plenty of laughably bad films but this one riles me because it feels like a combination of undeserved attention and effectively laughing at the expense of the mentally disabled.

As far as the positives are concerned, The Disaster Artist is a very well directed, well performed release which is a perfectly suited project for Franco. Strangely, Franco shares a surprising amount of artistic qualities as Tommy; from his desire to tell a profoundly personal story, to his need to create things in spite of what the audience and producers believe will sell. And before anyone highlights that one is an established Hollywood name, I would note that both The Room and many of Franco’s own productions were made for a similar amount of money. Case in point, this film’s budget was “only” three million dollars more than that of The Room; which, admittedly, is a nice reassurance that you can throw as much money at a project as you like but without the skill, vision and sense to make something coherent, you’ll only end up with nonsense. If anything, I would be curious to know Franco’s reasoning for taking on this project. He excels with it but I wonder if that stems from a projected kinship, much in the same way that Tim Burton’s Ed Wood was both an analysis and a bit of a love letter to the bizarre filming methods of Plan 9 From Outer Space’s erratic director.

As stated, James Franco performs amazingly. You would be hard-pressed to find someone who would be willing to state that what Franco brings to the screen is anything other than an unabashed, honest human portrayal of a very eccentric caricature of an individual. Outside of this role, the supporting cast are all pleasing to one degree or another. Dave Franco’s zeal and enthusiasm as Greg feels real, as does his wooden inability to really connect with the parts he’s given. Everyone else, thanks to the chaotic nature of The Room’s toxic production, is a conveyor belt of cameos and strong comedic supporting roles which enhance the film without completely taking you out of the moment – because at the end of the day, the character of Tommy is so bizarre that the narrative content feels like it couldn’t possibly be real. But the fact that it is real raises an interesting query: is it absolutely necessary to have seen The Room to enjoy the release? Frankly no and that is a huge commendation to Franco and his direction; that we as an audience are given such insight into a release that you never have to watch to understand. And for those that would disagree, there are a few side-by-side comparison shots from the imitation and the genuine article. But even then, it’s an example of comfortable filmmaking that never says anything but acts as a good send-up, reflection and companion piece. Subsequently, the bulk of its audience is going to be fans of The Room and filmmakers or industry professionals and that’s where the problems really set in.

Ultimately, a self-indulgent look behind the scenes is as amusing as a holiday anecdote – narratively speaking it holds merit but it is mostly enjoyed by those directly affected or able to relate “You know how the traffic in Rome is, right? Oh, you’ve never been, well don’t worry about it” etc. This is why really great films like The Player rarely do well outside of the usual film circuit because it’s rife with in-jokes and predicaments that don’t often translate well for a standard audience. I completely appreciate how baffling that sounds as 95% of the cinematic stories people watch have next to nothing in common with their daily lives but it’s a pattern that holds. Curiously, there is a key exception to this trend and it’s the ratio of optimism and joy to cynicism and catty elitism. So films about making movies at any cost for the love of it, things like Brigsby Bear, Me And Earl And The Dying Girl, Be Kind Rewind and, to an extent, Cinema Paradiso, are celebrations of the art-form and audiences do not need a familiarity with the process. The Disaster Artist, on the other hand, is literally about how the industry works and how a film should and shouldn’t be made and at its centre is an enigma of a man so trying to ascertain what is conventional, normal and expected for a film set is tricky at the best of times.

Finally we have the film’s biggest downfall. The movie opens on talking-head soundbite interviews from established and successful actors and directors. They all describe The Room as a magnificently bizarre release that shouldn’t work but is engrossing and absurd yet boasts a cult following and has enjoyed over a decade of sold out screenings. This made me uncomfortable. Maybe this is merely projection but as the film progresses you can’t help the feeling that the jokes are very straightforward (certainly to anyone who is familiar with The Room) and there is a derisive, condescending mockery because while we can all laugh at the madness of this shoot, the jokes are being told by people already know have succeeded in the industry. Don’t get me wrong, the film isn’t intentionally cruel, I genuinely don’t think this was made with deliberate malice but there’s a subterranean unpleasantness. Most of the time I feel the same way about able-bodied actors playing “brave” roles of someone with a disability. I find this especially stupid as there are so many non-able-bodied individuals who could bring that performance out. But I digress. Wiseau is a mystery. No one knows if he is eccentric or genuinely psychologically scarred. To take the bonkers trough of a film that he produced and reproducing it while pointing at its creator saying, “Isn’t this crazy!? That’s not how it’s done! He thinks he’s Hitchcock, what an idiot.” comes off as exploitative and taking advantage. The only defence for which is that he says it’s fine and everyone got paid.

And yet, The Disaster Artist could be a lot worse. It’s an interesting biopic and tries its best to give a message of hope in the way the film closes and with little lines and exchanges because despite what people think, it’s very difficult to know whether a film will be spectacular or a horrendous failure; one only need hear Tom Hardy talking about Mad Max: Fury Road to see that. So when one of the actors is quizzed on why she drives fifteen miles for a bit part in what is slowly being revealed as a crappy movie helmed by a manic director, she responds, “Even the worst day on a movie set is better than the best day anywhere else.” And that is the most honest and genuine reason any film should ever be made.

Release Date:
8th December 2017

The Scene To Look Out For:
As The Room is screened for the first time to a packed cinema, the reactions from the audience are spectacular. Most notably for how a series of whispers quickly erupts into fits of laughter and ridicule. Initially we laugh along with the shoddily made story but as the actors involved show confusion, fear and shame, you can’t help but feel the laughter turning surprisingly painful. This is all down to subtle sound and editing work along with the performances but it’s just really great cinema. Although, for a creative, a public premiere is one of the most daunting and terrifying things to do and all I could feel was the creeping concern that all filmmakers are just as mad as Tommy; the difference is some succeed.

Notable Characters:
Without a doubt, James Franco’s performance is masterful and captivating for its soulful oddness. But something needs to be said of the straight-man, the eager and misled Greg played by Dave Franco. Nowhere is his twisted devotion and innocence more painful to watch than the scene wherein he asks Tommy for a day off shooting to appear in a potentially important supporting role for the TV series, Malcolm In The Middle; a role which requires him to have a full beard. Naturally, Tommy refuses and Greg is forced to choose between productions. From there we cut to his beard being shaved in line with the film’s schedule and any opportunity he may have had falling away from him. Anyone performing next to an extremely bold, ostentatious role has their work cut out for them and Dave Franco did a stellar job. Having said that, his beard looked fucking awful. Just.. just awful.

Highlighted Quote:
“Just because you want it, doesn’t mean it’s going to happen. It’s one in a million, even if you have Brando’s talent”

In A Few Words:
“While this is a wonderful companion piece to one of the most overrated bad films ever made, it’s far from the breath-taking release it’s being heralded as”

Total Score:


Cinema City Film Quiz #203

[03 December 2017]

Winning Team:
Clear & Present Frasier
Genre – Thriller starring Kelsey Grammer

Runners Up:
Terry’s Cockwork Orange 2: Never Stop Popping… With Sexy Results
Genre – Ex-England manager Terry Venables mistakes some Viagra for popping candy whilst lying on a sunbed
Red, White & Blue Velvet
Genre – David Lynch’s disturbing take on the dark underbelly of Brexit
Man Of Blue Steel
Genre – Manly men in steel sundries
White Quizmas
Genre – Cartel documentary

ROUND I: Pre-Production
1. What is the title of the sequel to Daddy’s Home?
2. Who played the lead role in Groundhog Day?
3. Which South American country does Paddington come from in the film of the same name?
4. What is the title of the first sequel to Star Trek (2009)?
5. How many members make up the Parr family in The Incredibles?
6. Who directed Fantastic Mr Fox?
7. The following quote is from which Jurassic Park film, “I read both of your books. I liked the first one more – before you were on the island – you liked dinosaurs back then”?
8. What is the name of the lead character in Despicable Me?
9. The Nakatomi Plaza is the central location for which 1988 action film?
10. What was the title of the 2015 film starring Dwayne Johnson as a LAFD Air Rescue pilot in which an earthquake hits Los Angeles?

ROUND II: Filming [Colour Titles Special]
1. What colour is Hal Jordan’s suit in Green Lantern? Yellow? Black? Green?
2. Who directed The Colour Purple? Steven Spielberg? Edward Zwick? Ridley Scott?
3. Fifty Shades Of Grey was released in which year? 2014? 2015? 2016?
4. What is the name of Molly Ringwald’s character in Pretty In Pink? Andie Walsh? Kate Walsh? Steff Walsh?
5. In Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs, which dwarf wears a red tunic and a blue hat? Grumpy? Doc? Sleepy?
6. Akira Kurosawa’s Red Beard tells the 19th Century story of people in which profession? Medical? Military? Culinary?
7. Which character said the following line from Yellow Submarine “Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night and this is only Thursday morning”? John Lennon? Paul McCartney? Ringo Starr?
8. What is the name of the aversion therapy used to condition Alex in A Clockwork Orange? Mildolo Technique? Mezzaluna Technique? Ludovico Technique?
9. Darren Aronofsky bought the rights to which anime so he could use the concepts and shots in films such as Requiem For A Dream and Black Swan? Perfect Blue? Black Jack? Exorcist Blue?
10. The majority of locations in Magnolia contain at least one picture or painting of a magnolia. True or False?

ROUND III: Post-Production
1. In Ron Howard’s Robert Langdon trilogy, Langdon (played by Tom Hanks) is accompanied by a female sidekick. Name the respective actress for each film. (one point per correct answer)
AUDREY TATOU (The Da Vinci Code) AYELET ZURER (Angels & Demons) FELICITY JONES (Inferno)
2. What were the respective release years of The Day Of The Jackal and its remake, The Jackal? (one point per correct answer)
1973 / 1997
3. What is the title of Mel Gibson’s most recently directed feature?
4. The following quote is from which film, “You’ve got city boy hands, Hooper. You’ve been counting money all your life”?
5. Gremlins was released in which year?
6. Caleb Smith, Nathan Bateman and Ava are the main characters in which 2015 science fiction film?
7. The following is the poster tagline for which film “A lone warrior searching for his destiny, a tribe of lost children looking for a hero, in a world battling to survive, they face a woman determined to rule”?
8. How many Conan films (starring Schwarzenegger) were made?
TWO (Conan The Barbarian / Conan The Destroyer)
9. The following is the opening line from which film, “Many strange legends are told of these jungles of India”?
10. What is the correct order of the Planet Of The Apes prequel titles?

ROUND IV: Promotion & Release
1. Which of the following did not star in The Magnificent Seven remake? Stellan Skarsgard? Vincent D’Onofrio? Ethan Hawke?
2. Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children was released in which year? 2015? 2016? 2017?
3. What is the name of Wonka’s main rival in Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory? Cliff Slaghoople? Jeremy Slyburg? Arthur Slugworth
4. What is the name of the malevolent force consuming Fantasia in The Neverending Story? The Black? The Nothing? The Void?
5. Who directed Manchester By The Sea? Kenneth Lonergan? Brad Gann? John Boorman?
6. Who plays the male lead, alongside Audrey Hepburn, in My Fair Lady? Christopher Plummer? Rex Harrison? William Holden?
7. What is the colour of Gene Kranz’s (Ed Harris) waistcoat in Apollo 13? Blue? Gold? White?
8. Which of the following is not one of the call-signs from Top Gun? Jester? Cougar? Looper?
9. What did Stanley Kubrick direct in 1968? Dr Strangelove? Lolita? 2001 A Space Odyssey?
10. John Wick was directed by Keanu Reeves’ stunt double from Point Break. True or False?
FALSE (Chad Stahelski was Reeves’ stunt double in The Matrix)

Screenshots: Rocky / First Blood / Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 / Tango & Cash
Poster: The Expendables 2
Actor: Sylvester Stallone